UPDATE: JAN 31, o6: Lots of revisions have been made just now. A new mailbag entry has been brought
into existance, and the mailbag form has been revised. It's now more radiohead-friendly. The bitch list has been
changed, with some additions (the sleeping dog will bite you on the foot). Aside from that, minor easter eggs of revisions
on random pages throughout the site. I'm starting to feel a bit like Hans Giebernath, if that was indeed Herman Hesse's
protagonist in the novel i speak of. I'm starting to fall beneath the wheel. But now i think i'm on the rise again,
at least. Apathy has replaced the struggling breaths of urgency that were breathed into me from so many sides.
"The inbetween is mine." I get to choose. Meanwhile, the Talking Heads taken me back to the lady
whom i feel maternal love for. I feel more like a child than ever before, only i have new responsibilities.
Soon, i will be an official member of the Socialist Party. I dislike politics.
SOMETIME IN DECEMBER, 2oo5: alright, i'm going to make some pretty big changes to this site. mostly deletions.
but still, change! it's been so long since i've updated this site that i nearly forgot about it... but now i'll use
it to put information about stuff up. i've deleted some pictures, but none of my essays (my essays being the most substantial
thing of the site...yet almost nobody reads them ;_;). Now that the bitch list has had it's fifteen minuites of fame,
i can stop worrying about stupid kids sending me hatemail. heheheh, i'm never going to take that fucking list down now.
bitches. oh, and happy new year.
i've added a new page: edgar and the shoes. it's about edgar and the shoes.
JULY 15, 2oo5: Hello hello. No, i am not dead, i just haven't been keeping up with the demands that i update
the site. (actually... i don't really know why i pluralized that "demand"). i see that the site is still getting
some hits. that's... unexpected, honestly. considering the fact that i haven't added ANY new material in months.
but i have written a large (ten pages or so) essay, which i have entitled "Behind Paranoid Eyes: of homosexuality and homophobia"
or something along those lines, and i will post it promptly after returning to grants pass, as i'm still in LA. so you
can expect that to happen around the end of July. well, whoever you are: thankyou for visiting my site. it makes
me feel special. :)
JUN 19, o5: holy hat-fucking christ... i haven't updated this site in some time. strangely, i've had over
two hundred and fifty hits this month. that confuses me, as there have been absolutely no alterations to this site since
late april! i wonder what keeps the people coming back... well, now that school is FUCKING OVER!!!! i'll
have a lot of time to fuck around on the internet. much of that time will be spent on this site. probably.
i'm going to delete a lot of the pictures and i'm going to add a lot of new writing. hopefully. because i will
still write.
i'm going to start from fresh, and any mail that i haven't posted yet, i will not post ever. la dee da...
hopefully, the bitch list will remain inactive during the summer, as i don't plan on being around anyone that i dislike, but
still... you never know. and i've still got my digital camera, though the screen is cracked. so i will post pictues,
if i take any good ones in. well... i guess this little update is more of a warning for you sheeple. I SEEM TO
HAVE CHANGED THE "ABOUT ME" SECTION AGAIN. wheeeeeeee.... adios
APR 27, 'o5: well now, it's been some time since i last did anything to the site, hasn't it? well, i know
you are just waiting for me to piss you off even more, aren't you? i can feel your fragile egos quivering. especially
all of you fucking idiots who send me hatemail. speaking of which, i've got a few new mailbag entries (one of which
is a juicy hatemail), and i'll post those as soon as i stop being such a lazy fuckhead. so don't turn yourselves
purple waiting for it. Shit,
now i lost the right color. damn you! it's all in your head. Now, i've added a few pictures. most
of them are featured on the front page... lalala. oh, and i've heard a lot of talk about the "let's fuck with hats!"
footer... well, listen up, kids: it appears on every page because it's just a footer. i wasn't specifically trying to
be funny; i was just filling space. i could care less if it gets annoying. learn to love it. just think
about marylyn monroe fucking dick cheney with a screw driver. but then marylyn takes off a mask and it's actually just
george bush, jr! and now a bit of rage against the machine
read my writing on the wall
no one's here to catch me when i fall
death is on my side
suicide
read me writing on the wall
no one's here to catch me when i fall
caught between the culture and the system
genocide
if ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face!
...and now i leave you all to ponder these words. masturbate, even.
bai bai!
MAR 10, 'o5: First of all, Will sent me his thoughts regarding my strange attraction to nurses, and you can find
this insightful and hilarious read on the "my experiments" page. Secondly, there is a new letter to God (from Todd),
which can also be found on the aforementioned page. Also, i've posted all (i think) of the mailbag entries that i've
received in the last week. Quite a few, actually. Also, i've decided to change the spelling of my name to "jaems".
Yay for the spelling-ness! ...and now i've added some names to the bitch list. I also deleted a few.
MAR 3, o5: Two new pieces of hate mail have left a sour taste in my mouth. I have re-written some stuff on
the "about ME!" page. ...and now i've added two more non-hate mailbag entries, as well as added to the bitch list.
MAR 2, 'o5: Whew, lots of stuff is happening. Many, many people have been visiting this site. So i've
made various additions. Many new mailbag entries and a picture of Zeb on the front page. Stop trying to analyze
me, dammit. I am not a number!
FEB. 23, '05: new dream interpretation...but it's a pretty fucked up one. *shudder*
FEBUARY 22, '05: new picture on the front page, new (analytical) essay, a few new bitch list entries.
People need to give me more letters to god. and i need more dreams, dammit!
FEBUARY 16, 1986: Nineteen years from now, i posted two new pics on the front page, some in the pics section, made
some new bitch list entries, and a mailbag entry or two. i had a pretty nice valentine's day this year. and now
i listen to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond".
happy
happy
insane!
FEBUARY 6, 2005: i put a few new pictures up. however, i've been running out of space, so i've been forced
to delete a few pictures as well. mostly the ones no longer in use. you know what? i really just want
to make out with someone. damn. and now there is a new mailbag entry, as well as one new photo from art night.
FEBUARY 1, 2005: new mailbag entry, new picture of zeb in the newer picture page. I'm trying to think if
there's something esle i should do...yuck, it's homework. V_V ...and now there is a new dream interpretation.
JANUARY 26: New bitch list entries (finally, that's been bugging me for a while...), new mailbag entry. But
not the joke entries, they're starting to bore me.
JANUARY 24: new pictures, new quotes, soon there will be more mailbag entries, and there is a short story at the
bottom of this page.
JANUARY 17, 2005: i've added a few more pictures and edited some of the others taken on my birthday party.
also there is a new quote, and soon there will be a new captain's log entry, the first in a while. i want to fuck you.
January 16, 2005: lots of pictures from my party, i will update more later.
JANUARY 13, 2005: a new quote, a new picture of me on the about ME! page, 2 pictures of me on the pictures page.
i know, it's pretty lame to take so many pictures of myself, but at least i'm not letting the camera go to waste. enjoy yourselves.
JANUARY 12, 2005: I just got a digital camera, and so there are pictures of my on my site now. Too bad i'm
an ugly fuck, or that might have been good news. XD who knows what will be on here next? you might click
on my site, and i'll be naked on the front page! I can do that now! Gwahahahahahahahaha! you fuckers.
now i've also added another page to the pics section. there's a link to it on the old pictures page. great, now
my back hurts. V_V but i have a digital camera! :D
JANUARY 10, '05: New mailbag entry, and i also added some stuff to the mailbag entry form. I'm such a darling
~_~
JANUARY 9, '05: I added a new essay page. you can find a giant link to it on the first essay page, if you
are so inclined. the old essay page had too much stuff in it. so ENJOY.
JANUARY 6, '05: new pic of eryn due to her not liking the old one, new mailbag entries. also, a new update
on the main page. i'm turning seventeen in one day. weird.
JANUARY 5, '05: a new quote has been added.
JANUARY 2, '05: another dream, another mailbag entry.
DECEMBER 31, '04: i slept over at a friend's house last night, and we stayed up till around 5 AM watching movies
and old nickelodeon shows. so now i have a new dream up in the dream interpretations section, woo hoo. i guess
what i'm trying to say is, plastic isn't good food, and i got humped by another dog. V_V ...oh yeah, and
i added a mailbag entry or two as well. happy new year, you fuckers.
DECEMBER 29, '04: there's a new dream that i've tried to interpret, and it's a strange one. well, not that
i have normal dreams...
December 27, '04: I added a new experiment: "why am i turned on by nurses?" also, a new pic in the
pictures section. i have some sour altoid gum, but i don't like it, so i'm going to give it away. cheers!
DECEMBER 26, '04: whew, i added a bunch of mailbag entries. Somebody give me a pat on the back or something!
My browser is fucking slow as hell, so it was a lot of work. I suspect that most of them are from Zeb. Also, i
put up a few new essays yesterday. Alright, so come back every day and absorb my wisdom, or I just might bite of your
damn face.
